Discuss: Are Hawkeye and Black Widow screwing?

[10/12/12 11:06:40 PM] alanah: i have a question for you

[10/12/12 11:06:48 PM] alanah: a very deep, robing question

[10/12/12 11:06:54 PM] alanah: and i want you to answer honestly

 

[10/12/12 11:06:55 PM] sam: lol

 

[10/12/12 11:06:58 PM] alanah: *probing

[10/12/12 11:07:00 PM] alanah: not robing

 

[10/12/12 11:07:00 PM] sam: alright…

 

[10/12/12 11:07:04 PM] alanah: *facepalm*

[10/12/12 11:07:19 PM] alanah: do you think Clint and Natasha are screwing?

 

[10/12/12 11:08:02 PM] sam: hmm

[10/12/12 11:08:12 PM] sam: i mean it’s not like I haven’t thought about this before

 

[10/12/12 11:08:18 PM] alanah: of course

[10/12/12 11:08:22 PM] alanah: i mean, who hasnt, really

 

[10/12/12 11:08:35 PM] sam: I feel like I just assumed it was happening, at least post-avengers

[10/12/12 11:09:16 PM] sam: because now like, because Nick said they “aren’t being tracked” even though that’s bull

[10/12/12 11:09:53 PM] sam: they probably feel more free from any kind of constraints, professionally or otherwise that they may have had

 

[10/12/12 11:10:19 PM] alanah: hm

 

[10/12/12 11:10:23 PM] sam: so I think the best chance of it happening is after the movie, but it’s still very possible that it happened before

 

[10/12/12 11:10:26 PM] alanah: *is thoughtful*

 

[10/12/12 11:10:53 PM] sam: i don’t think they’d be the kind of people to do or not do something they really wanted to do just because Nick Fury told them so

 

[10/12/12 11:11:00 PM] alanah: i often get the sense that clint and nat are so very complicated, and yet somehow really really simple

 

[10/12/12 11:11:09 PM] sam: but I do think they’re both smart enough not to get involved while actively on a case or something

 

[10/12/12 11:11:11 PM] alanah: well yeah, i agree

[10/12/12 11:11:25 PM] alanah: i dont think fury could tell them not to and theyd just listen to him

[10/12/12 11:11:38 PM] alanah: i mean, nat could kill him with one thigh

[10/12/12 11:11:40 PM] alanah: just the thigh

 

[10/12/12 11:11:44 PM] sam: yup

 

[10/12/12 11:11:47 PM] alanah: no joints or other body parts

 

[10/12/12 11:11:55 PM] sam: nope, just a thigh to the face

[10/12/12 11:11:58 PM] sam: he’d be done

 

[10/12/12 11:12:04 PM] alanah: yeah, no i agree that i dont think theyd get over emotional about it

[10/12/12 11:12:10 PM] alanah: but i mean, its interesting to think about

[10/12/12 11:12:14 PM] alanah: because on the one hand

[10/12/12 11:12:25 PM] alanah: if they never have, there’s something unspoken

[10/12/12 11:12:28 PM] alanah: like, there has to be

[10/12/12 11:12:40 PM] alanah: this is, of course, only in the whedon verse

[10/12/12 11:13:10 PM] alanah: because prior to that, incarnations of black widow seemed asexual or completely into captain america, imo

[10/12/12 11:13:19 PM] alanah: in comics and animated movies

[10/12/12 11:13:27 PM] alanah: but for whedon, he made reeeeally specific choices

 

[10/12/12 11:13:42 PM] sam: yeah and Hawkeye is just…purple skirt man…

 

[10/12/12 11:13:50 PM] alanah: their talk about compromise and being compromised, the casual way they touch, very often

[10/12/12 11:14:09 PM] alanah: and how nat doesnt say “no” when loki asks

[10/12/12 11:14:13 PM] alanah: she says “love is for children”

[10/12/12 11:14:36 PM] alanah: implying that she is an adult, and what she feels is bigger, more mature, more powerful, and more important than something as confining as love

 

[10/12/12 11:14:39 PM] sam: yeah i mean, the fact that we know that Hawkeye chose not to kill her means that they must have shared something together

 

[10/12/12 11:14:41 PM] alanah: and i think i find that idea appealing

 

[10/12/12 11:15:03 PM] sam: whether it was her like coming to his rescue in some way, or him coming to know her better and feeling some emotional attachment to her

 

[10/12/12 11:15:05 PM] alanah: that her and clint could either be this unspoken thing that never gets physical, but is distinctly more than sibling-affectionate or filial in any way

[10/12/12 11:15:17 PM] alanah: or

 

[10/12/12 11:15:23 PM] sam: even if it was just as one assassin to another, like respecting her work or being impressed by her

 

[10/12/12 11:15:35 PM] alanah: that her and clint get physical, but also maintain this idea that emotion isnt something immediately available to them

[10/12/12 11:15:46 PM] alanah: both because of their jobs and lifestyles, but also out of some kind of self-imposed penance

 

[10/12/12 11:15:49 PM] sam: he has to have some attachment to her

 

[10/12/12 11:15:54 PM] alanah: and because, well, they’re simply traumatised

[10/12/12 11:16:33 PM] alanah: of course he does, but, in a fight, he’d do his utmost not to put her above the mission

[10/12/12 11:16:35 PM] alanah: as she did

[10/12/12 11:17:06 PM] alanah: i think that what i find appealing about clint and nat, is that it seems possible that it doesnt matter if theyre screwing

[10/12/12 11:17:16 PM] alanah: but i still want to know, for myself

[10/12/12 11:17:22 PM] alanah: *thoughtful again*

[10/12/12 11:17:50 PM] alanah: i feel like its difficult to imagine widow ever letting her guard down enough to be naked, un-armed, eyes closed, and lost with someone

[10/12/12 11:18:05 PM] alanah: i can see clint doing it, and able to snap back into militant action within a split second

[10/12/12 11:18:09 PM] alanah: much like a bowstring

[10/12/12 11:18:16 PM] alanah: but i dont see nat being as capable of it….

[10/12/12 11:18:51 PM] alanah: i dont see show she could orgasm that way, of course, but i also dont see clint pushing her to even try to get physical if he knows that about her, you know?

 

[10/12/12 11:19:02 PM] sam: i don’t know, i mean if we’re assuming that she’s emotionally invested in the sex then yeah I could see it possibly being difficult for her

[10/12/12 11:19:10 PM] sam: but if she’s just screwing for the sake of screwing

 

[10/12/12 11:19:30 PM] alanah: well, i mean, even when you’re not emotionally invested in sex, its leaves you vulnerable

[10/12/12 11:19:39 PM] alanah: just in terms of the lack of armor and or weaponry

 

[10/12/12 11:19:40 PM] sam: I could totally picture her being able to kick someone’s ass naked and still being completely terrifying

 

[10/12/12 11:19:46 PM] alanah: well, yeah

[10/12/12 11:20:00 PM] alanah: i mean, im pretty sure widow could kill someone with her vagina if she needed to

[10/12/12 11:20:02 PM] alanah: D:

[10/12/12 11:20:04 PM] alanah: *horrified*

 

[10/12/12 11:20:08 PM] sam: i mean she practically killed 4 buff russian dudes in a little black dress and ripped tights…

 

[10/12/12 11:20:11 PM] alanah: *twitch*

[10/12/12 11:20:12 PM] alanah: anyway

[10/12/12 11:20:42 PM] alanah: but she seems so….well, id say focused, but that brings up the other thing

[10/12/12 11:21:09 PM] alanah: so often in whedons verse, we see widow about to break or about to cry or about to be a girl about something, and then she’s all “just kidding”

[10/12/12 11:21:23 PM] alanah: and i still havent decided whether she just opens a door and lets it out for a minute and then shuts it

[10/12/12 11:21:29 PM] alanah: or if she’s really just that good a faker

[10/12/12 11:21:47 PM] alanah: because one is supremely more vulnerable a person than the other

[10/12/12 11:22:14 PM] alanah: if she’s really just that good an actress, i dont think she’d have sat still and shaky after hulk broke the hovercraft

[10/12/12 11:22:16 PM] alanah: lol

[10/12/12 11:22:26 PM] alanah: “broke the hovercraft”

[10/12/12 11:22:26 PM] alanah: hee

[10/12/12 11:22:48 PM] alanah: so im inclined to think that its the former, that she just opens and closes some kind of emotional door

 

[10/12/12 11:23:02 PM] sam: i would agree

 

[10/12/12 11:23:04 PM] alanah: which makes her, weirdly, a lot more like the hulk than anyone else

[10/12/12 11:23:09 PM] alanah: yeah

[10/12/12 11:23:24 PM] alanah: because i dont think its possible to control the emotion when the door is just open like that

 

[10/12/12 11:23:29 PM] sam: but i think that she also has an acute awareness of how she behaves and how others interpret her behavior

[10/12/12 11:23:39 PM] sam: because she is also so attuned to everyone elses behavior

 

[10/12/12 11:23:42 PM] alanah: like, you cant control the flow, just the flow time, kinda thing

[10/12/12 11:23:50 PM] alanah: yeah id agree

[10/12/12 11:24:04 PM] alanah: i think she probably reads people far better than anyone realizes

 

[10/12/12 11:24:14 PM] sam: so while I’m ok with the idea that when we see her feeling hurt or upset it is genuine, I also think she would only ever let anyone see that when it’s appropriate

 

[10/12/12 11:24:22 PM] alanah: whereas id believe that clint memorized all the files on the other avengers

 

[10/12/12 11:24:42 PM] sam: she’s able to choose the right moments to let us see what she’s really feeling, otherwise she just keeps her mask on

 

[10/12/12 11:24:48 PM] alanah: id gather natasha didnt even have to read them to know everything, and she probably knows more than what is in the files, just from observing a conversation from each

[10/12/12 11:24:58 PM] alanah: yeah

[10/12/12 11:25:03 PM] alanah: yeah im fine with this idea too

[10/12/12 11:25:18 PM] alanah: i agree, she controls the moments, but when she lets it out, its real

[10/12/12 11:25:43 PM] alanah: so allowing that, id have to posit that she opens the door if and when she’s in bed with clint

[10/12/12 11:26:09 PM] alanah: if for no other reason than she would think it unfair not to

[10/12/12 11:26:14 PM] alanah: unfair to him

 

[10/12/12 11:26:25 PM] sam: yeah i mean, I hope that she would at least have one person in the world that she could take her mask off for

 

[10/12/12 11:26:35 PM] alanah: like, i wouldnt hesitate to say that clint probably describes the way he feels for nat in simple “i love her” terms

[10/12/12 11:26:48 PM] alanah: but he’d never say it, because he knows she doesnt want or need him to

[10/12/12 11:27:10 PM] alanah: and he’d never push her to say it, because he gets her

[10/12/12 11:27:15 PM] alanah: he always has, i spose

[10/12/12 11:27:29 PM] alanah: even before they had a friendship or partnership or whatever, he saw something in her that made him safe her life

[10/12/12 11:27:44 PM] alanah: i mean, theyd never call it love at first sight, obviously, but i guess thats as close as you can get, really

 

[10/12/12 11:27:49 PM] sam: yeah i would love to know what happened

 

[10/12/12 11:28:02 PM] alanah: “IMA KILL Y-…whoa. jk, wanna come be good with me?”

[10/12/12 11:28:07 PM] alanah: ditto

[10/12/12 11:28:13 PM] alanah: i mean, im sure its all in comic canon

[10/12/12 11:28:20 PM] alanah: its just been aaaaages since i read anything

[10/12/12 11:28:37 PM] alanah: and most of my avenger knowledge pre-whedon is in animated series/movies

[10/12/12 11:29:26 PM] alanah: i agree with you tho – hawk/widow would have to have started immediately before Avengers or immediately afterward

[10/12/12 11:30:16 PM] alanah: but i mean, just looking at them from early in the movie, in meetings, to in battle, to shawarma

[10/12/12 11:30:27 PM] alanah: theyre practically cuddling at shawarma

 

[10/12/12 11:30:39 PM] sam: well we don’t really have a good sense of how long they’re known each other, so I don’t know if it would’ve had to have been immediately before

 

[10/12/12 11:31:02 PM] alanah: im assuming that the time theyve known each other has been years

[10/12/12 11:31:17 PM] alanah: because widow didnt start working for shield until after her encounters with barton

[10/12/12 11:31:25 PM] alanah: and it wouldve taken months for them to trust her

[10/12/12 11:31:31 PM] alanah: before ever sending her to stark, in iron man 2

[10/12/12 11:32:06 PM] alanah: and then thor happens chronologically afterward, so we can assume at least two, maybe up to five years since she joined shield?

[10/12/12 11:32:25 PM] alanah: i mean, im pretty sure romanov had been killing folks since she was a child

[10/12/12 11:32:43 PM] alanah: so she wouldve been in hare late teens, very early twenties when she got shield-ed anyway

[10/12/12 11:32:51 PM] alanah: (shield-ed! see what i did there! ha!)

 

[10/12/12 11:32:53 PM] sam: yeah i think it’s possible that her and clint had something before she was sent to work with Tony though

 

[10/12/12 11:33:03 PM] alanah: really?

[10/12/12 11:33:04 PM] alanah: hm

 

[10/12/12 11:33:10 PM] sam: yeah i mean if it had been years

 

[10/12/12 11:33:27 PM] alanah: i mean, i would think theyd have to build a really serious trust before she even let him get close

[10/12/12 11:33:50 PM] alanah: clint might be willing to let her in, but i would think she’d take time to crack, you know?

 

[10/12/12 11:33:53 PM] sam: maybe it wasn’t long before she was put on assignment with him, but it’s possible

 

[10/12/12 11:34:07 PM] alanah: i dont think its been a decade or anything

[10/12/12 11:34:33 PM] alanah: but at least 4 years seems…sufficient

[10/12/12 11:34:50 PM] alanah: assuming they tackle 6-9 assignments or so a year…

 

[10/12/12 11:34:55 PM] sam: yeah well i don’t know, then the only thing that would’ve made a difference would’ve been the avengers…and we know that she already had “not-love” sentiments toward clint during the movie

 

[10/12/12 11:35:00 PM] alanah: perhaps a third of them together…

 

[10/12/12 11:35:21 PM] sam: because she also wasn’t with tony for that long, she didn’t stay with him after Iron man 2 did she?

 

[10/12/12 11:35:23 PM] alanah: thatd give them plenty of history, close quarters, awkward naked moments, injuries, near death experiences, etc

[10/12/12 11:35:57 PM] alanah: no, and she wasnt ever really “with” tony, she was always working for shield, spyin on him

[10/12/12 11:36:27 PM] alanah: yeah, but i imagine she’d have “not-love” sentiments for him for a while before shed have “not-love-sex” with him

 

[10/12/12 11:36:29 PM] sam: right but she wasn’t like at SHIELD headquarters, she was closer to Tony that whole movie

 

[10/12/12 11:36:36 PM] alanah: yeah….

[10/12/12 11:36:50 PM] alanah: i mean, in iron man two, i got the sense she wasnt ever attached to tony

 

[10/12/12 11:37:01 PM] sam: right no, i didn’t either

 

[10/12/12 11:37:04 PM] alanah: she was only ever fulfilling the terms of her assignment

[10/12/12 11:37:16 PM] alanah: and her assignment was long term, eyes on tony, protect the iron man, assess

[10/12/12 11:37:35 PM] alanah: that whole time clint couldve been on another assignment, and they reconvened after

[10/12/12 11:37:44 PM] alanah: she was very clinical in IM2

[10/12/12 11:37:50 PM] alanah: gosh, her legs

[10/12/12 11:37:53 PM] alanah: *shakes head*

[10/12/12 11:37:56 PM] alanah: psycho legs

 

[10/12/12 11:38:04 PM] sam: especially when you realize she’s just trying to be like coy and a tiny bit ditzy because she thinks tony will like it so he’ll trust her

[10/12/12 11:38:06 PM] sam: haha yes

[10/12/12 11:38:08 PM] sam: psycho legs

 

[10/12/12 11:38:12 PM] alanah: yeah

[10/12/12 11:38:13 PM] alanah: lol

[10/12/12 11:38:14 PM] alanah: yes

[10/12/12 11:38:18 PM] alanah: yeah….

[10/12/12 11:38:54 PM] alanah: i figure somewhere between IM2 and Thor there woulda been things, but post-Thor feels more likely to me

[10/12/12 11:39:04 PM] alanah: either post Thor, or post-Avengers

[10/12/12 11:39:09 PM] alanah: poor captain america

[10/12/12 11:39:17 PM] alanah: no one loves you

[10/12/12 11:39:20 PM] alanah: U.U

[10/12/12 11:39:33 PM] alanah: unless you read fanfiction

 

[10/12/12 11:39:38 PM] sam: no someone loves him…she’s just super old…

 

[10/12/12 11:39:44 PM] alanah: in which you’re having raucous wild sex with tony and/or loki

 

[10/12/12 11:39:50 PM] sam: hahaha yup

 

[10/12/12 11:39:51 PM] alanah: no, she’s dead, dear

[10/12/12 11:39:54 PM] alanah: XD

 

[10/12/12 11:39:58 PM] sam: not in the deleted scenes!

[10/12/12 11:39:58 PM] sam: :p

 

[10/12/12 11:40:02 PM] alanah: !!!!!

[10/12/12 11:40:05 PM] alanah: zomg!

 

[10/12/12 11:40:12 PM] sam: yeah you don’t see her or anything

 

[10/12/12 11:40:20 PM] alanah: in certain versions, she either marries bucky, and then dies, and he visits her grave

 

[10/12/12 11:40:36 PM] sam: he just has military records from people he was with, and hers is the only one that doesn’t say deceased on it

 

[10/12/12 11:40:44 PM] alanah: or she’s old and in a nursing home, and all The Notebook about it, dementia and all that

[10/12/12 11:40:48 PM] alanah: doesnt even remember him

[10/12/12 11:40:50 PM] alanah: totes sad

[10/12/12 11:40:58 PM] alanah: ah

[10/12/12 11:41:11 PM] alanah: well, i mean, bucky died in the movie

[10/12/12 11:41:16 PM] alanah: so i figure she could be alive

 

[10/12/12 11:41:23 PM] sam: heh yeah

 

[10/12/12 11:41:27 PM] alanah: but shed prolly just die right away anyway

[10/12/12 11:41:34 PM] alanah: and besides, i can see why that scene was deleted

[10/12/12 11:41:43 PM] alanah: its a loose end for the cap that he’d have to chase

[10/12/12 11:41:48 PM] alanah: so itd impede the story

[10/12/12 11:41:49 PM] alanah: :c

[10/12/12 11:41:51 PM] alanah: sorry cap

[10/12/12 11:41:55 PM] alanah: no love or happiness for you

[10/12/12 11:42:03 PM] alanah: you dark, sad, man-out-of-time you

[10/12/12 11:42:11 PM] alanah: *single perfect tear*

[10/12/12 11:42:14 PM] alanah: he should watch doctor who

 

[10/12/12 11:42:17 PM] sam: yeah there were actually a lot of deleted scenes for Cap

 

[10/12/12 11:42:19 PM] alanah: U_U

[10/12/12 11:42:55 PM] alanah: ok

[10/12/12 11:43:00 PM] alanah: returning momentarily to clint/nat

[10/12/12 11:43:02 PM] alanah: …..

[10/12/12 11:43:14 PM] alanah: now that we’ve ironed out the emotional/characteristic implications of it

[10/12/12 11:43:20 PM] alanah: its time to get serious.

[10/12/12 11:43:22 PM] alanah: ….

[10/12/12 11:43:29 PM] alanah: what is their sex like?

 

[10/12/12 11:43:33 PM] sam: lol

 

[10/12/12 11:43:35 PM] alanah: O_o

[10/12/12 11:43:37 PM] alanah: lol

[10/12/12 11:43:44 PM] alanah: because like, lets be real

 

[10/12/12 11:43:48 PM] sam: i think i just made that face

[10/12/12 11:43:51 PM] sam: like for realzies

 

[10/12/12 11:43:52 PM] alanah: natasha could do insane things

[10/12/12 11:43:55 PM] alanah: with her body

 

[10/12/12 11:43:55 PM] sam: yes

[10/12/12 11:43:59 PM] sam: yes

 

[10/12/12 11:44:02 PM] alanah: like, acrobatic STUPID stuff

[10/12/12 11:44:08 PM] alanah: and clint is just as bad

 

[10/12/12 11:44:14 PM] sam: crazy russian acrobat stuff

 

[10/12/12 11:44:16 PM] alanah: i mean, he hangs out in rafters

[10/12/12 11:44:18 PM] alanah: and

[10/12/12 11:44:20 PM] alanah: and

[10/12/12 11:44:21 PM] alanah: finger strength

[10/12/12 11:44:26 PM] alanah: ALL THE FINGER STRENGTH

 

[10/12/12 11:44:30 PM] sam: lol

 

[10/12/12 11:44:32 PM] alanah: oh man

 

[10/12/12 11:44:32 PM] sam: oh  god

 

[10/12/12 11:44:35 PM] alanah: she prob spouts russian

[10/12/12 11:44:47 PM] alanah: i mean, they both prob speak at least seven languages a piece

 

[10/12/12 11:44:54 PM] sam: likey

[10/12/12 11:44:59 PM] sam: *likely

[10/12/12 11:45:00 PM] sam: …

 

[10/12/12 11:45:04 PM] alanah: they probs curse and stuff in all kinds of lingos

[10/12/12 11:45:08 PM] alanah: XDDD

[10/12/12 11:45:12 PM] alanah: i see what you did there.

 

[10/12/12 11:45:25 PM] sam: my fingers had a freudian slip

 

[10/12/12 11:45:28 PM] alanah: i mean, they probs get a bit competitive

[10/12/12 11:45:42 PM] alanah: because theyre both strong, and can wrestle like nobodies business

[10/12/12 11:45:46 PM] alanah: they prob fight to dominate

[10/12/12 11:45:56 PM] alanah: and prob both like the challenge of being subdued a bit

[10/12/12 11:46:08 PM] alanah: so theyre totes beating each other up like, all the time

[10/12/12 11:46:13 PM] alanah: XD

[10/12/12 11:46:20 PM] alanah: when your fingers have a freudian slip…

[10/12/12 11:46:22 PM] alanah: ….

[10/12/12 11:46:25 PM] alanah: well, i dont know what it means

[10/12/12 11:46:31 PM] alanah: but whatever it is, it means it a lot

[10/12/12 11:46:34 PM] alanah: XD

[10/12/12 11:46:44 PM] alanah: the real question is

[10/12/12 11:46:48 PM] alanah: why

[10/12/12 11:46:52 PM] alanah: why why WHY

[10/12/12 11:46:56 PM] alanah: did widow cut her hair

[10/12/12 11:46:58 PM] alanah: i mean really

 

[10/12/12 11:47:05 PM] sam: yyyup

 

[10/12/12 11:47:06 PM] alanah: im all for short hair

[10/12/12 11:47:10 PM] alanah: *points to self*

[10/12/12 11:47:13 PM] alanah: but hers was red

[10/12/12 11:47:15 PM] alanah: RED

[10/12/12 11:47:20 PM] alanah: like, perfect joy red

[10/12/12 11:47:22 PM] alanah: and curly

[10/12/12 11:47:25 PM] alanah: and impeccable

[10/12/12 11:47:39 PM] alanah: i mean, tell me clint wouldnt pull on that ish all night long

[10/12/12 11:47:41 PM] alanah: please

 

[10/12/12 11:47:46 PM] sam: yup

 

[10/12/12 11:47:50 PM] alanah: surrusly!

 

[10/12/12 11:47:53 PM] sam: i would literally kill someone for that hair

[10/12/12 11:47:58 PM] sam: like…

[10/12/12 11:48:01 PM] sam: in a video game…

 

[10/12/12 11:48:03 PM] alanah: right?

[10/12/12 11:48:07 PM] alanah: yes

[10/12/12 11:48:08 PM] alanah: exactly.

 

[10/12/12 11:48:12 PM] sam: but i’d consider it in real life a lot too…

 

[10/12/12 11:48:17 PM] alanah: sure

[10/12/12 11:48:19 PM] alanah: natch

[10/12/12 11:48:30 PM] alanah: (ha. ha ha. natch. nat-ch. heh.)

 

[10/12/12 11:48:36 PM] sam: …

 

[10/12/12 11:48:45 PM] alanah: (im ashamed)

 

[10/12/12 11:48:55 PM] sam: GOOD

 

[10/12/12 11:49:02 PM] alanah: i doubt they ever role play

[10/12/12 11:49:08 PM] alanah: and theres no point in dress up

[10/12/12 11:49:14 PM] alanah: i mean, they do that for work all the time

[10/12/12 11:49:15 PM] alanah: psh

 

[10/12/12 11:49:17 PM] sam: they already get to be superheros

 

[10/12/12 11:49:39 PM] alanah: there’s no way theyd run the risk of any bondage, because its too easy to be tied up at the wrong moment

 

[10/12/12 11:49:40 PM] sam: crazy secret agent superspy superheroes…

 

[10/12/12 11:49:42 PM] alanah: (heh. tied up.)

[10/12/12 11:49:48 PM] alanah: precisely

 

[10/12/12 11:49:53 PM] sam: possible

 

[10/12/12 11:49:59 PM] alanah: im just full of puns today.

 

[10/12/12 11:50:06 PM] sam: i mean we already know Nat can use the bondage to her advantage

 

[10/12/12 11:50:16 PM] alanah: true!

[10/12/12 11:50:18 PM] alanah: tru dat

[10/12/12 11:50:22 PM] alanah: maybe she’s had practice

[10/12/12 11:50:24 PM] alanah: *muses*

 

[10/12/12 11:50:37 PM] sam: and clint’s her sparring partner

 

[10/12/12 11:50:43 PM] alanah: dude

 

[10/12/12 11:50:43 PM] sam: god

 

[10/12/12 11:50:52 PM] alanah: they would sooooo make sparring into a sex game

[10/12/12 11:50:54 PM] alanah: yup

[10/12/12 11:50:55 PM] alanah: it happens

 

[10/12/12 11:50:57 PM] sam: mhmm

 

[10/12/12 11:51:03 PM] alanah: they have lots of gym sex

[10/12/12 11:51:08 PM] alanah: *shakes head*

[10/12/12 11:51:10 PM] alanah: brats

[10/12/12 11:51:23 PM] alanah: hm…

[10/12/12 11:51:28 PM] alanah: question:

[10/12/12 11:51:42 PM] alanah: i mean, we know widow has to do date-y-ness for assignments

[10/12/12 11:51:54 PM] alanah: you think she’s ever had to actually screw someone for one?

[10/12/12 11:52:08 PM] alanah: she doesnt in IM2, right?

[10/12/12 11:52:11 PM] alanah: i cant remember :/

[10/12/12 11:52:20 PM] alanah: i mean, im sure she would

[10/12/12 11:52:24 PM] alanah: itd just be work to her

[10/12/12 11:52:28 PM] alanah: door-closed, you know?

[10/12/12 11:52:38 PM] alanah: but weird….crappy part of the job, imo

 

[10/12/12 11:52:41 PM] sam: yeah, i don’t think she does in IM2

 

[10/12/12 11:52:49 PM] alanah: good

[10/12/12 11:52:50 PM] alanah: cuz ew

 

[10/12/12 11:52:50 PM] sam: but i totally think she would if she absolutely had to

 

[10/12/12 11:52:56 PM] alanah: yeah, i agree

[10/12/12 11:53:02 PM] alanah: i imagine she doesnt tell clint tho

[10/12/12 11:53:11 PM] alanah: i mean, he’d totally not act jealous

[10/12/12 11:53:16 PM] alanah: but itd still bother him, i think

[10/12/12 11:53:32 PM] alanah: in the “i know its just work, but MINE” way

[10/12/12 11:54:01 PM] alanah: ….hawkeye is such a birdy in my head

[10/12/12 11:54:17 PM] alanah: like, i feel like all of characteristics are so birdy or bow-like in my mind

 

[10/12/12 11:54:17 PM] sam: it’s just because he’s short

 

[10/12/12 11:54:20 PM] alanah: XDDDDD

[10/12/12 11:54:22 PM] alanah: yes

[10/12/12 11:54:24 PM] alanah: yes it is

[10/12/12 11:54:25 PM] alanah: XDDDDD

[10/12/12 11:54:50 PM] alanah: and natasha is really more feline than bug in my head

[10/12/12 11:54:53 PM] alanah: thank GOD

[10/12/12 11:54:59 PM] alanah: or we wouldnt be having this convo

 

[10/12/12 11:55:09 PM] sam: hahaha

[10/12/12 11:55:29 PM] sam: yeah i tend to agree

[10/12/12 11:55:55 PM] sam: definitely not bug-like

[10/12/12 11:56:10 PM] sam: her movements are too fluid to be bug-ish

[10/12/12 11:57:04 PM] sam: clearly my brain wants to give up because i keep typing things incorrectly

[10/12/12 11:57:10 PM] sam: ugh

 

[10/12/12 11:57:29 PM] alanah: clearly

[10/12/12 11:57:31 PM] alanah: mine is doing the same

[10/12/12 11:57:53 PM] alanah: perhaps we should call it a night (morning) and be satisfied that clint and natasha are in not-love

[10/12/12 11:58:17 PM] alanah: and having satisfactory, only sort of complicated almost-but-not-really-casual sex

 

[10/12/12 11:58:33 PM] sam: yup sounds about right

 

[10/12/12 11:58:40 PM] alanah: im glad we had this talk

 

[10/12/12 11:58:43 PM] sam: lol

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