Alanah is an aspiring screenwriter, and obsessive television fan, and a dyer of hair. She has a strange affinity for brother-centric plot lines, flawed male protagonists, pop culture references, and all things meta. She is tall, busty, brown, and has a tattoo of a three-toed tree sloth on her foot. She is also nearsighted, and has a fear of spiders and lobsters. Separately, not together. But together, too, oh my god.